CORNY SCIENCE JOKES AHEAD!

      I ON the computer!!!! WOW! I think we have an I ON ic bond because you are on the computer too! :) Did ya get it you're on the computer and I'm on mine but we are talking about ions!!!!!! Hahaha ohh Corny jokes are the best! Hmm...I wonder what our first topic is lets see. IONS! An ion is just a fancy word for an electrically charged atom, meaning the number of protons and the number of electrons are different.A positive ion has more protons and a negative ion has more electrons. So an ionic bond is a chemical bonds which 2 atoms with opposite charges attract so the positively cancels out the negativity or vice versa.

       Hey I just got a text on my SHELL phone!! Wait this blog isn't supposed to be about my personal life! Where were we? Ohh yeah next we are going to talk about shells.So a shell is the path in the electron cloud where the electrons orbits. A valence shell is the last shell in the electron cloud. The valence shell is the shell that either takes an electron or loses one and becomes an ion! A positive valence is when the valence shell has more protons then electrons. So a negative valence is when there are more electrons on the shell.

     

 






Okay so cation there is some pretty good info ahead! ;) Okay, Okay I'll stop with the corny jokes FOR NOW! A cation is a ion that is positive, meaning it gave away an electron and now has more protons than electrons. An anion is a negative ion so it gained an electron and has more electrons than protons.

Well I here is another corny science joke ;) So a neutron walks into a restaurant and sits in front of the waitress who happened to be a proton. The neutron asks "How much for a juice box?". The proton replies "For you? No charge!".The neutron asks "Are you sure?". The proton says "positive!"

Well lets wrap up this blog with some web sites!

CLICK HERE for positive and negative ions :)

CLICK HERE for cations and anions :)

HERE IS A VIDEO ABOUT IONIC BONDS! :)

HAVE A GREAT DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

                                           TALK TO YOU ALL LATER!!! :)